Description

Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves…

Others soak in sarcasm 🖤

 

Our “If I Had Feelings They’d Be for You” graphic tee is the perfect mix of dark humor, flirty sarcasm, and effortless comfort. Featuring a relaxed skeleton chilling in a heart-shaped tub with wine, this shirt is made for anyone who loves funny Valentine vibes, sarcastic romance, and cozy everyday fits.

 

✨ Why you’ll love it:

 

  • Soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed unisex fit
  • High-quality graphic that won’t crack or fade
  • Easy to style with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket
  • Makes a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or “just because”

 

 

💘 Perfect for:

 

  • Valentine’s Day outfits
  • Funny couple gifts
  • Sarcastic romantics & dark humor lovers
  • Cozy, effortless everyday wear

 

 

🖤 Dress it up. Dress it down. Or wear it while emotionally unavailable.

 

Product form

If I Had Feelings They’d Be for You Shirt – Funny Skeleton Valentine Graphic Tee | Soft Unisex Tee

$36.50

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    MATERIALS & CARE

    80% viscose 20% polyester
    Cold hand wash
    Do not bleach
    Dry flat
    Not in the dryer
    Iron at low temperature
    Delicate dry cleaning

    Shipping & Returns

    We accept returns or exchanges within 7 days of delivery for items in original, unworn, unwashed condition with tags attached. Final sale items, personalized products, and intimates are not eligible for return.


    Orders are packaged with care and shipped worldwide.


    • Processing Time: 2–5 business days
    • U.S. Shipping: 5–10 business days
    • International Shipping: 10–20 business days


    Some items may ship separately if they come from different warehouses to help you receive your order faster.

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    Description

    Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves…

    Others soak in sarcasm 🖤

     

    Our “If I Had Feelings They’d Be for You” graphic tee is the perfect mix of dark humor, flirty sarcasm, and effortless comfort. Featuring a relaxed skeleton chilling in a heart-shaped tub with wine, this shirt is made for anyone who loves funny Valentine vibes, sarcastic romance, and cozy everyday fits.

     

    ✨ Why you’ll love it:

     

    • Soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed unisex fit
    • High-quality graphic that won’t crack or fade
    • Easy to style with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket
    • Makes a perfect gift for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or “just because”

     

     

    💘 Perfect for:

     

    • Valentine’s Day outfits
    • Funny couple gifts
    • Sarcastic romantics & dark humor lovers
    • Cozy, effortless everyday wear

     

     

    🖤 Dress it up. Dress it down. Or wear it while emotionally unavailable.

     

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